Zengan

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

I'm browsing through greasy fork looking at ao3 extensions and folks, someone tell me that I shouldn't try to learn javascript?

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

we do it as a sex thing. whatever kind of sex thing would make you personally the angriest

yeah it’s the worst kind of sex thing

I'd marry that man, what the hell is her problem!

Her problem is that this adult man is teaching her toddler these words which is gonna fuck her up for life when it comes to language

Where does it say that? I mean I’m childfree so ass my ex and we’d do silly things like this all the time!

in the full reddit post that people have been sharing in the comments and reblogs pretty much everywhere on this post. Also to be real, the child part doesn't even matter that much, if your significant other asks you to stop a bit that you do 24/7 because it makes them uncomfortable, and you don't stop, or even make fun of them for it as this guy did (again, check full post, that's in there too), you are absolutely an asshole.

I'd marry that man, what the hell is her problem!

Her problem is that this adult man is teaching her toddler these words which is gonna fuck her up for life when it comes to language

can someone make the transmasc version

People when literally half of the trans community asks to be included in conversations about trans people: 😭👹🤬

this is a post about trans women. not trans people in general. shut the fuck up

Right because "you said something that makes it seem like you are trans, have some hrt" is definitely only a trans woman experience, no trans guy has ever experienced this. You wanna know who you people remind me of? The LGB thing from a few years ago, trying to exclude a part of the community while posing as allies or members of the community. You are doing the exact same thing as them

can someone make the transmasc version

People when literally half of the trans community asks to be included in conversations about trans people: 😭👹🤬

anybody else out here having like allegorical miraculous ladybug dreams

Thank you for this distinction. I hate it.

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

I mean yeah but knowing me i'd just... turn that setting off and be like "it's fine i'll do that tomorrow but tonight i wanna draw more"

Headcanon that overkill loop has the nicknames of all their siffrins scratched into the rock wall of the inside of the wonder well

okay but would the inside of the wonder well stick between inner loops, let alone outer ones? Like if it always stays and never rewinds, i can imagine loop sighing and going "well... another one gone" when a siffrin gives up, then scratch their nickname in the wall. But the alternative is much more painful, and it resets every outer loop, so every time the outer loop restarts loop craves each name again and again, listing off their own failures to make sure that they never forget any of the siffrins that they let down

I LOVE MIRACULOUS

some mf be like "here's all the reasons why miraculous sucks and is badly written and anyone who likes it is stupid" meanwhile i'm like MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WROOOONG