i need to think of a better title

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in seattle less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here.

please, if you know anyone in Seattle who can give us a place or crash to stay for any amount of time, see if you can help? or even just, give it a friend or any connection in this city so we're not alone to navigate this experience..

| leaf leaf leaf |

| leaf leaf |

| leaf leaf leaf |

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a little gift of 8 leaves for you

gasp A BEAUTIFUL GIFT BOX OF LEAFS

receives it graciously

puts it in my entry hall in a place of honor to be admired

waits a polite period of several days

selects a fine piece of cherry heartwood

sharpens and oils my knives

prepares a fine wood carving of a songbird in traditional bunny woodcarving style

sands it carefully. wipes it with damp cloth and dries it in the sun

gently brushes the carving with wood stain to bring out the beauty of its natural grain

dries it in the shade

folds a box out of many-colored paper

lines the inside of the box with cleaned and combed bunny fluff from the softest fluff bin

covers the outside of the box in a tasteful assortment of stickers

puts a handful of stickers in the box

places the finished carving in the box

places small shavings of sandalwood between the paper sheafs of the box to perfume it

folds a lid for the box and ties it with a fat orange ribbon that looks like a very long carrot

rings a small bell over the box several times to sanctify it

dispatches bunny couriers to deliver you gift box

it says THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS PRESENT OF LEAFS. THE BUNNIES WISH FOR FRIENDSHIP AND HOPPINESS TO BLOOM BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES FOR ALL TIME

everyone love me

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

I've tried telling him that people on the internet are loving him and telling him happy birthday, but he just purrs and walks away

I specifically chose to say "put asleep" instead of "put to sleep" because that phrase means something different in a pet context. Neither one of us got put to sleep thank you very much

I forgot to tell him what a year is. Fuck. Shit. Little man, a year is like a forever of days. It's like how sometimes it's still light outside when I come home from being gone all day, and slowly that changes until it's dark outside when I come home. I promise I'm not gone any longer than I was, it just feels that way. And when it gets light again, that's what a year is. Yeah I know buddy, it's really hard to understand. That's okay.

Did y'all check the image description because you should probably check the image description

My tag on the original post was: #sometimes i tell him little man you're going to die someday but you're going to be loved every day for the rest of your life

it's been FORTY-THREE DAYS since I gave them the list of urls and emails they asked for and i have sent several replies since with no response so I guess Carl is ghosting me like the rest of tumblr staff now

12 days since appealing being terminated for explicit content after appealing the flagging of a photo of a fucking gachapon toy

so how's that going so far, Carl