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two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

theres a difference between being gay and having a weird gay thing going on. its complicated

it's me!! I'm the older sister!!! and this is my book!!

What have you done

Hey everyone I lost the game

I like thinking that OP loses The Game every time they get a notification for this post.

wishing everybody a penis friday

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

The thing about the trope whereby the bland everyman protagonist walks into the room and immediately outdoes the female supporting character at some esoteric pursuit that she’s dedicated her life to mastering is that a lot of guys honestly believe that trope applies to real life. Back when I was working in corporate IT support, I witnessed multiple unconnected occasions where some dude basically went “I saw a woman do this, so it must be super easy – let me show her how it’s really done”, stuck his nose into a female co-worker’s responsibilities, and proceeded to fuck everything up so comprehensively that it cost several hundred thousand dollars to fix.

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

Thank you!!!

Hey did I ever tell you about my theory pacman is a hermaphrodite species? Ya know, like slugs

Gaud why

all i ever sought from life was to cause disquietude 

this leads to my third point, that pacmen regularly cannibalize their young, aka the ‘dot’ larval form. it is this act of infanticide around which gameplay revolves

someone on ko-fi paid me real life money to bring back clown biology posts, so you get to live with the consequences!