it almost definitely doesn't smell like cordite

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

do you think love can bloom between a guy who looks like O_O and another guy who looks like =_=

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Uw- (lost his eye in the yaoi war)

unrestrained summer fun