it almost definitely doesn't smell like cordite

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

It's the most beautiful thing mankind has ever created.

@raccoonmilf hey this is your part of the world!

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

its so funny that there are so many people replying to this surprised that hes gay. for a site so entrenched in gay culture that is crazy.

Wait what the fuck

The Masc of Amontillado

@copperbadge

I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

Sam Handwich.