it almost definitely doesn't smell like cordite

*spooky fingers* you wanna read my book oooooo you wanna read my book so bad

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

who else wishes the opening scene from mgs2 where snake is wearing the big goofy raincoat lasted forever

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society