wear Hard Jewlery.

hershey has been

kile

killed.

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

The day is here

This show’s writers were so god-tier they managed to condense a James Bond movie down to five minutes and fit one into every episode, and the running gags never got old.

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being 30-35 is coming to the conclusion that if wildly swinging a sword at random while screaming has gotten you this far, may as well keep at it. 

imagine your otp stuck on a boat together because of the situation at the Suez Canal 🥰

oh my god there was only one trade route

oh good we finally got there

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

It got better!!!

I……..I have a new ship…….dear god @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome

I ship it like FedEx 💖

@blackkatmagic you’ve probably already seen this but who wouldn’t want to see it again