A Crow Without A Murder

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

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A wish bounced off the moon and broke up on reentry, blanketing the southwestern USA in shards of high velocity desire.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

the important thing to remember about preserving the integrity of the timeline is to just have fun and be yourself

sometimes your character doesn't need a good orgasm they need a bad one. they need to jerk off when they don't really want to and still manage one and then feel empty and miserable and cry about it. thanks

I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?

Yknow I think maybe our rent lowering gunshots might be quieter than theirs.

Those arent rent lowering gunshots Thats just gunshots