It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
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Couple thoghts I had, Avery's voice is canonical the voice actor Andrew (whoever idk), and the same vampire is used for the voice over in destroying a world, THAT MEANS, THAT in world Wify got in contact with Avery to do the video.... Avery saw all of D3rlord3's footage. It also means that the in world DMS is tracking Avery. He is in contact with Wiphys, AND the pure vesel for KIY. He's being tracked. (And maybe kidnapped)
I've been wasting time and being a freak on this website for 10+ years. I've witnessed the rise and fall (and crash and burn) of empires. And now, as we crest into the dawn of the Poll Era, I'm doing Very Serious Research into the evolution and expansion of the "Tumblr sexyman" label. Behold, my magnum opus on a shocking case of divergent evolution:
Tumblr Classic (Evil Twinks)
Loki (MCU)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Bill Cipher (fanon human version courtesy of the incomparable @itsscaredycat) (Gravity Falls)
The Onceler (The Lorax)
The 2013/2014 "my ovaries are exploding" forefathers of the genre. Suits or black tie fashion important but not required. Punchable or ambiguously evil, because teenaged you (and possibly adult you) had some kind of a thing for assholes. More rarely encountered than other Tumblr sexymen these days, but certainly not a dead category (hello Hazbin enjoyers).
Wet and Pathetic
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)
The most direct line of evolution from the classic Tumblr sexyman, and the most conventionally attractive. Set off from traditional heartthrobs by the fact that they are one metaphorical dropped ice cream cone away from a sobbing meltdown, a villain origin story, or a legendary crashout. This is a punching bag of a man that a fandom grips tightly in its fist and shakes around in a mad fit of cuteness aggression. Put that man in the microwave/torment nexus/soup.
Old Men (or middle-aged, or prematurely aged, or whatever)
Stanley and Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Senshi (Delicious in Dungeon)
Symptom of Tumblr's daddy issues and aging user base. These men tend to be somewhat more in line with the unhinged-ness of the Classic sexymen—not necessarily evil, but with a slightly higher tendency to be a weird, off-putting little freak than the Wet and Pathetic type. This is probably the result of a more settled identity, which is very attractive to those of us with back problems and a desire to stop masking all the damn time. You want him to take care of you or you want to take care of him (and sometimes taking care of him still means putting him in a hydraulic press, because you're on Tumblr and you can't act normal about your favorite characters).
That is Not a Human (for Monsterfuckers Et al.)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Bill Cipher (canon version) (Gravity Falls)
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Kermit (The Muppet Show)
Does this one need explanation actually. This website is monsterfucker central. Includes object head characters, assorted pixels, monsters, aliens, cryptids, muppets, Transformers, faceless entities (you can argue for Cecil Palmer here), and literally anyone else that doesn't fall under the umbrella of "this person could theoretically pass as a human." Most broad and flexible Tumblr sexyman category.
Much like animal classification and other forms of taxonomy, these categories have wiggle room and crossover. (See Bill Cipher's placement into multiple categories above, for illustrative purposes and because I am a Gravity Falls fan who thinks he's neat.) Fellow Tumblr veterans and scientists: comments are open and debate is encouraged. We gotta peer review ts
(Also hiii @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 if you see this please know that poll participants and your followers are the intended audience of this post and that's why it's in the sexyman poll tags. Ily thank you for hosting and enabling all this nonsense <3)
They live in the circus for many, many more years. More than a lifetime, but less than two. But, all good things must come to an end.
Caine is the one to suggest it. That he delete the entire program. Wipe everything some motherboard that lies in an abandoned C&A building.
It doesn’t really take that long for them to decide. They had lived long, enjoyable, entertaining digital lives, but there was an exhaustion that had settled over them. A sense of finality creeping up on their code.
So, one day, they all sit in the aquarium. Their abstracted friends drift through the aether around them. They all cuddle close, partly scared, but mostly happy.
Happy for the time they have shared. For the adventures they had gone. Everything the six of them had made. Their simulated lives that they had enjoyed together.
In the middle of them, Caine sat. With one fine group hug, his eyes turned blue with their flashing code.
Caine is small enough for you to just pick him up off the ground and bring him to wherever you want. AND He is Ace like the king he is. (And also kinds trans-masc because he decided that he goes by he/him)
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Is Scott Goldsmith literally a different creature?
We can all agree that Goldsmith is OLD. Like, before Jesus Christ was born old. That would mean that evolution Could play a part with him right? I mean, there is high evidence that having 6 fingers were the norm in Europe at some point. Who's to say SG doesn't have six fingers? Does his appendix still work?
It's just these thoughts that keep me up. Does Scott LITERALLY remember the good more then the bad? Like, biologically? He was Very certain that the cure wouldn't work on him, this could be that he knows his sire still lives (false), or that he already tried!
Scott should know about Evolution, not the word for it though, I mean, in the timeline it hasn't even been coined yet. But he has realized that animals and people change over time and have the skills of their parents first, so he knows that the changes would not effect him because he's living dead. He knows that even if he went back to being human he'd be the wrong human. Angst?... Nah, just a fact.
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What do you think about Scott G waking up earlier?
We could throw him in the same War that Dr. Legundo was in.
OH I FULLY SUPPORT THIS!!
I have no idea how he would get drafted, maybe he wouldn’t bother to hide hes a vampire and they recruit him as a vampire soldier? he and legundo meet and they both hate each other (of course) and the doc is less willing to give grace because he hasn’t gone on his “i will save everyone” arc yet. essentially it’s definitely not good and should totally happen
No no no, but the thing is, DOC hasn't decided that his actions are bad. They might actually be war buddies! Scott knows killing and phycological warfare, but he doesn't know his way around a gun, Scott can give tips on how to not be affected by the trauma of war and Legs helps him heal and learn guns n stuff.
They be best war buddies! Scott has had a off screen character development so he's not saying he's better out loud, so he doesn't seem like a prick. They're both "young" and in a war, they do whatever they can to get to the other side.
Two plots. Either Scott dies or Legs gets blown up.
Scott "dies" and Legs sees this and finally gets the start of his wakeup call. Or farther in his bloody sin, your choice.
The one I found more interesting, Doc is somehow dieing, Scott is there as the only one around. He never did the medical classes like Legundo did so he can't stop the bleeding like a human, but he's not human. He turns Legs, that's his first allie (friend) in 500 years, of course he doesn't let him die. Angst or Romance from then on. Do they split up till Oakhurst or stay together? Your choice!!
Okay, Scott wakes up 100 years early, Owen is still a killer, everyone he ever knew is dead, and he has no idea what's going on. But on the bright side the barrier isn't active because no one touched the beacons!
He leaves Oakhurst (after grabbing some gold that didn't get plundered) and heads put into the world, he figures out the rules of this new world in the first 20 years, might or might not meet Abolish's Organization. But he is an official citizen, which means he can be drafted.
The War rolls around and Scott gets drafted because his physical shows outstanding results. Scott has been in wars before, but not ones with guns. (Apparently tnt cannons though, that's actually cannon) He's in The War, he's on the front lines even. He is Very good at killing and not caring. (Idk if he tries to become a General or not, if he was one he wouldn't be allowed to get close and personal)
Now, I think he's on the same side Legs was, but you can decide he's on the other side.
But anyway, Doc tried to patch up any allies he could, in my vision this includes Scott. Scott got banged up and is bringing sewn up by Legs when he decides that he's just going to eat this soldier. (They are alone) He ends up turning Doc.
Doc rn doesn't think himself to be evil, just doing what he's told, so he's not particularly fussed about being immortal. This is where Bloodlothing starts.
Scott knows he's at least gotta teach this guy the basics, so he sticks around for a while. Legs begins to trust the immortal (asshole)* Guy, for some reason. They are sent to different groups and Doc does the Well Poisoning.
Eventually the war is won, Doc did still go through the character development, so he still hates himself for the 'Bloodless Victory'
IDK Really, this idea came to me in a dream. Scott gets released 100 years early, meets the Doc and gets some character development. My dream said that Doc turned Pyro before Oakhurst and idk why.
Y'know something that could be fun~ This isn't Loui's first rodeo! He's possessed people before, the face Owen met? Not Louis' first/birth face. Just the suicidal daughter of a lord that was in love with a maid that got executed. Of course our Good Man Ghost will help her! He needs a body to help people with and she wants to leave the world for her lover, win-win right? And Even before that is was someone else.
We can even tie in Scott here if we wanted to. Scott has met Louis before, maybe on good terms, possibly on Bad! But Scott KNOWS that body jumper, maybe Louis is his Sudo-step Sire? (His actual Sire was just a random guy in an ally way(cannon)) Maybe Louis has tried/has possessed Scott in the past? Whichever way, Scott knows this man, and knows that he is like him in action but not intention. Idk if that's better or worse for Scott tho...
Somehow turn it into Bloodlothing??? Scott knows Louis is a Bad thing and so joins the Power of Friendship team in an "enemy of my enemy is my friend" way??
I really like Vampires Legundo. I also wish he did more with the fake vampire thing tbh. Like, somehow. Maybe Scott knows that he isn't actually but backs up Legs because it's funny?
The concept of Scott absolutely playing into it is HILARIOUS to me. Like, he knows it's probably only going to end badly for the doctor so he might as well hop on the misery train
since scott is so old, it makes sense he'd be able to spot that Legundo isn't a vampire immediately (no bite marks and heartbeat for starters, but also his intuition and general nosiness) and definitely pretends like the doc is on his side
like, maybe making suspicious comments about how the doc is a really good vampire! or planting animal carcasses in his room for others to stumble upon! Give the others a reason to suspect the good doctor vampire may not be all he seems
Meanwhile, doctor legundo: why does scott keep showing up around me. I don't like this. I do like this????? WHAT?
(It's 3 am. For me. But I have to stop and think about this)
Oh and definitely don't think about how Scott would have to say HE but Doc because everyone else has already been vetted. Like, "Oh yeah, his blood was really tasty and he fainted in my arms all cutely~", you know he would play that up!
And Scott can spin it to where Doc asked for it. "He wanted to make a cure but none of the vampires he knew (at the time) wanted it. So he had to get an experiment subject. He's very awful about his self worth, so he decided to use himself as the guinea pig. (Dumbass) I never turn down a free turn so I obviously gave him what he wanted! "
Or or, "He is much too calm about it tho, don't you think? Possibly, premeditated?"
And Doc's backstory is GRIM. Scott would love~ it! Plus, he can pull out all the parallels. (Evil manipulative gay Scottish man)
If you think it's interesting, we can have Avid be SUPER betrayed in this turn of events! "The one you that said he lied about being a vampire lied about liying so that I would trust him to tell him my lies and now he's a monster and I am too and shesjbeodnwk" yn?
I really like Vampires Legundo. I also wish he did more with the fake vampire thing tbh. Like, somehow. Maybe Scott knows that he isn't actually but backs up Legs because it's funny?
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