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Correction! They COULD handle her UNTIL she was made a female character.

My family is trying to hold on, but it’s getting harder every single day. We are struggling to find basic things like milk and food. We are physically and mentally exhausted. We aren’t asking for the impossible; we just want a chance to breathe without being afraid.

walking around with a sword in the mall

Building an army of cookies with magical powers

extracting machines that are definitely not OSHA approved

stalking

pushing someone off a cliff or dock or somethin

Killing highschoolers

…tax evasion

using my son as a staircase

illegal street racing/hit and run

DONT MAKE ME CRY AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!WE ALL WANT HIM BACK AND HE WILL RETURN SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELOVEDOEYWELOVEDOEYWELOVEDOEYWWELOVEDOEYWELOVEDOEY!!!!!!

GODAMMIT I MISS THIS BIPOLAR PLAY DOUGH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME I THINK OF HIM I END UP CRYING

me trying to flirt: can i be your headache for life?

The United States has 1.4 billion pounds and 3.4 billion dollars in cheese reserves…. Plot twist that’s what Area 51 is.

Real photo evidence of my friends and I talking