you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

"average human is in 5 relationships" is actually a statistical error. Fandoms Grace, whom is head cannoned as every sexuality and shipped with 7 different people, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

Kinda loving how Adrian turned into the fandoms collective oc at this point. Like we dont know anything about them except that Rocky thinks they're beautiful and they built the biodome. but yes they're massive and green and supper smart. Obviously.

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

My low stakes headcanon is that Shane was born and immediately started crying and fussing and was and extremely fussy loud ass baby who teared up and cried over everything thing to the point that Yuna and David always say he spent the first solid month of his life doing nothing but crying like he needed something they couldn’t figure out no matter how hard they tried. And I think Ilya was born a quiet and shy baby with his eyes wide open and searching the room trying to take everything in— Irina always said it was like he was looking for something.

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

Happy pride to markiplier who’s finally safe and curled up in Ryan Goslings arms