And joy is sure to come after your silence

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic (like you were late, chasing after something, etc. things like a marathon don't count!) and what was it for?

What if we hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged..

Muppet Purim spiel. Miss Piggy insists on being Queen Esther. Pepe the King Prawn is a natural King Achashverosh, though he can't pronounce the name to save his life. Spamela is Vashti. This production is already so treif that Kermit loses it and yells "who's playing Mordechai, a cheeseburger?" But of course not, everyone knows the cheeseburger can't act, he's been cast as an extra in the fight scene at the end. Scooter is Mordechai. And Uncle Deadly is a delightfully over-the-top Haman, eliciting the most earth-shattering boos from the crowd. Statler and Waldorf are dismayed that you're actually supposed to be booing, that takes all the fun out of it for them. Do you see the vision. Is this anything

[citation not needed. no prablem]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

Calling it, this is the fucking Information Age Collapse. Bronze Age Collapse 2.0. We have three or so generations of this shit while everything slowly breaks and then in 1k years archaeologists will be unearthing hard drives and cursing us for putting all our information in such shitty, easily degraded media instead of etching it into metal and stone like a sensible civilisation.

I wrote this before AI started flooding image search results and writing web pages. I expected the problem to be entirely physical (or at least when it was software, a matter of software incompatibility as software stopped being supported), in the future. Didn’t foresee us turning our own records to soup for no particular reason while we were still using them.

there’s at least one mean bone in my body