obese and glorious

Scrub the mountain of dishes in the sink. Recycle all the 2L bottles and pizza boxed littered around the table. Put your sauce-stained tops in the wash. Have alka-seltzer and ginger ale ready for your grumbly tummy. And then cradle your belly as you shuffle to bed. You wouldn't leave any leftovers, so there's one less chore. You really do make life so easy. If our neighbors noticed the pile of trash bags outside, they'd think we just threw a party. In a way, I did. just for you <3

Scrub the mountain of dishes in the sink. Recycle all the 2L bottles and pizza boxed littered around the table. Put your sauce-stained tops in the wash. Have alka-seltzer and ginger ale ready for your grumbly tummy. And then cradle your belly as you shuffle to bed. You wouldn't leave any leftovers, so there's one less chore. You really do make life so easy. If our neighbors noticed the pile of trash bags outside, they'd think we just threw a party. In a way, I did. just for you <3

yh we just had the quarterly fetish update family meeting! is that what u wanted to hear? do u have a boner?

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