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kuttithevangu

The horse says this after he has One conversation with a human woman

kuttithevangu

HE’S GENUINELY GETTING SEX ENTRAPPED BY A MIND CONTROL HORSE ?!

#what a time to be alive

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dateamonster

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

#much to consider

jabberding0

Winter Shenanigans

#feel like shit; want her back #(her = winter)

guelwaar

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

#many such cases #truly this is the way

havinghorns

Looking at some beautiful quilts by Michael James to cheer me up

#shut the front door #art #perfection aggression #quilting #Michael James

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epicsause-official

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

#incredible #what a time to be alive

Poems about the Holocaust, air from another planet, and one miraculous cricket.

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#That Supreme Alive-ness #reviews #music journalism #music reviews #new music #classical music #contemporary classical #indie classical #Schoenberg #Feldman #Tulve #G-D the person next to me was SO MAD about the Feldman it was SO funny

ontologicalsynaesthesia

Yesterday I told a guy I was ace/aro and he asked what “aro” meant, so I told him, and he responded, “Oh, I thought it might be like A-E-R-O and I was confused.”

Yes. I am asexual/aerodynamic. At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

#laugh rule #power move tbh

greenbloods

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

aspiringsorceress

#laugh rule #all roads roam to Reme

rebisrot

first time being alive, hope everyone is nice !!!

#laugh rule #true #g-d this would make such an incredible segue into the dancing in the elevator gif #sometimes a family is a bunch of gay space worm terrorists who do crimes

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aphrostiel

may i offer some kiradax

#you may!#other people's cool art #sometimes a family is a bunch of gay space worm terrorists who do crimes

tudvaseva-sasha

It’s your boy, Daniel Molloy.

#oh hell yeah #art #other people's cool art #Interview with the Vampire

thememedaddy

#laugh rule #couldn't be me

crazy-brazilian

#listen

dredgen-dumbass

#lmao TRUE #sometimes a family is a bunch of gay space worm terrorists who do crimes

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jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

#hello yes what the FUCK #CRIMES #do not want!!!!!

ewoly5

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

#true #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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