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jade, age 9: [figures out how to tap into her dead grandfathers basically limitless bank account so she can commission furry artists online]

this one weird girl on toyhou.se who seemingly never learned how to read or write properly, whos’ account has HTML eerily similar to that of that one obscure SBaHJ site (who the fuck taught this girl who spelled original characters as orjinul chaructrs how to code?!), with 18 main fursonas, 26 secondary fursonas, and seemingly endless OCs NONE OF WHICH she has designed herself (except for a plain white ‘NFS EVER!!!!!!!’ dog fursona named Becqy) who is notorious for never turning down a request to be commissioned. she has singlehandedly paid 103 peoples urgent rent requests in exchange for furry art, bought 581 bags of groceries for hungry tummies, been the reason 339 people could buy their partners’ birthday presents, funded 1043 cheeky takeaways, and has had her age listed as 13 on the site for the last 3 years. nobody says anything because she somehow has never been stopped by any guardians … not that a dog could regulate her online activities, but they dont know that … and she always rounds up the commission prices to give a healthy tip.

A recurring theme in the original Sherlock Holmes stories is that Holmes is frequently willing to let cases go unsolved if the victim turns out to be a big enough shitbag, and that's got me wondering: what's the weirdest crime Holmes would be willing to overlook in the name of justice? Like, would he let you get away with eating a dude, if the dude you ate was sufficiently awful? Does his ethos have a rubric for justified cannibalism?

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?

the sexual market with iconic shooter protags is surprisingly slim. you cant fuck duke cuz he doesnt get any action. you cant fuck doomguy cuz he doesnt know what sex is. you cant fuck master chief cuz they neutered him. you cant fuck samus cuz shes out of your league

out of YOUR league maybe. not mine

ace attorney/ghost trick/professor layton is like superwholock for people who like nintendo ds visual novels

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Nothing could have prepared me to learn this is from It's Always Sunny and not some drama film

AND forcing your people to crunch near the end when this studio did it without trying to kill their employers? That being the standard of the industry needs a big change as well and being able to have a studio we can point at and go "Ha ha look at them being not horrible and making good games" is making the big studios mad