I Write for my Friends

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

everyone in the tags adding the fennell wuthering heights is correct btw

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

"we teach kids about sex at 13-16, any earlier and it can actually scare them" protestant american spotted!! We learned in grade 5 (age 10) and I knew what it was for years prior uwu

When I was 8 I fully knew what sex was and the sum total of my thoughts was "that sounds gross. Hey can I play Pokemon now"

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”