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What the fuck

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

doggy doggy

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

Victor Adame Minguez

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

baseball different from how i remember it

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

houseplant type friend

a sluge 😔

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.