CEO of Jamie

“Anyone fly the plane before?” Yeah I think some planes have flown in New York before.

what narrative purpose does frank demanding the clerk shove his pills into his open fly serve

i like when a band has an instrument that's a little weird. sometimes outside of the standard guitar/bass/drums/sometimes-keyboard/vocalist setup. like hell yeah some trombone and viola in there. adds some sauce to it

also makes it feel less like the band was just deliberately set up based on who could fill standard roles and more like yeah let's invite my buddy. she plays the theramin.

genuinely so endearing to me that she's also sitting around thinking about weird bullshit about her barely legible made-up world. what electrolytes would they have in draag probably some shit like slate-erade made from pure slate. she would love our draagcourse posting

breaking: fetish opera just introduced cannibalism

Mamdani’s New York invites you to a one-night stay at the Sex Hospital

they’re so bad at merch bc all they have to do is sell sylvia dogwalking gerard on a t shirt and they would get one million dollars

what if someone printed a fake note in keposhka before the next show and then crumpled it up real good and let it loose in the pit and it just said "she/it/they"