CEO of Jamie

this new season of 90 day fiance is crazy that one couple with the dude from draag are never gonna make it

like i get wanting a little piece of home in someplace new but is all the MOAT paraphernalia really necessary i dont thing she needs the syringe that was used on MEV right next to the cutlery

how did they even approve his visa on the 90 days snark reddit they found a work release from the MOAT apparently he’s supposed to be helping the Black Parade with their worldwide tour. now he’s trying to airlift his baruva dart to her front yard like omg…

HE SMUGGLED A MEV CLONE INTO HER ATTIC??? fellas is it cheating if…

MOAT PPAR #17: The payphone in the day room is out of order for the 5th year

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

a second 'is this about the chipmunk' response has hit this post

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is