with a grin as wide as the truth

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

i'm close ☹️

Im being edged at Aldi

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

YES

does anyone have a picture of that beautiful letter to the editorial in which a green lantern fan threatens them with exploding the hqs or something like that

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous