with a grin as wide as the truth

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you