with a grin as wide as the truth

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

my super sustainable bmw

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading