with a grin as wide as the truth

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

my super sustainable bmw

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Use your PTO

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb