TEDDY ^_^

if only doctor moreau had simply created a deviantart account

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

the penguin random house website currently has a banner playfully 🦦 offering the wait hang on. what was that. my phone's keyboard automatically suggests and emoji of the frolicsome sea otter when I type out the word "playful" 🦦🦦🦦... oh what joy. this has entirely made up for the fact that the villains at penguin random house are luring the unwary into a "quiz" that claims it will tell you what book to read next but ends not in a delightful literary recommendation but rather a request for one's email in order to receive book recommendations. vile behavior! most unsporting! and yet. I am at peace with my playful 🦦🦦🦦 otters

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there