what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

i hope this email kills us both instantly

i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

you know tumblrs gone because you dont even see posts like this any more

This would have done numbers on tumblr

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

are these ships problematic?

they're on a video conference