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You guys he's fine. Stop asking if he's ok. It's the last episode and all of his friends are leaving, but, you know, he's here at the party which means he's totally fine. Look at him. He's socializing.

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samreich

who did this to me

hometoursandotherstuff

No, we good.

lizrust

The screen's gonna ask you a few questions, kupo

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vintage-tigre

Beautiful stop motion animation by CliffCreativity

caseyslappedyouintheface

I am a slut for dumplings.

raccoonmilf

Oh 🥺

berdymane

themooninthestars

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hard-times-paramore

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

hexdrake

I have a chart for this ("estrogen would fix him" is the stuff that qualifies here. I could write a short blurb about all of these but I'm too tired to do that right now so y'all get the chart).

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imoriginalvisual

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

gallusrostromegalus

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

fatsexybitch

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

homestuckphobia

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

screamting

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

cuprohastes

Someone tries to duel Luke, and he just whips that thang around and it’s like trying to daintily fence a blender.

You end up on the floor with Luke beating you with a lightsabre like it’s a chunk of rebar.

And you realise two things:

This kid is not using any know Jedi or Sith form. Whoever taught him to fight had no idea about elegant flourishes or named styles or The Lore. They just want the shortest distance between A (asking you to Can You Not) and B (You Died).

You done fucked up.

tothechaos

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

dragonslaved

virtualgirladvance

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flork-of-cows-official

At this rate we might just unlock the secret to human lyme cures or something by just continuously exposing him to it

sailor-arashi

Use Permethrin. Completely safe for humans, deadly to ticks. Spray your clothes with it, let it dry, and for six weeks or six washes any tick that touches your clothes drops dead. I pick dead ticks out of my socks after every hike.

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status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

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badassdemonsword

Benson Boone was created when mormon scientists combined goldendoodle semen and dirty mountain dew in a vial

#whomst?

pangur-and-grim

always doing something annoying

pangur-and-grim

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

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