Not Your (Neuro)Typical Nurse

I know most cats arent like this so i have to kind of brag a little, not only does bowie Like being touched on the belly, she also likes being lifted by the armpits and smooched on the belly. And before u say thats unhygienic, cat germs arent real.

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

Thank you for coming to visit!! And thank you for all the fruit!!

Call me easily impressed, but after thirty-odd years of gaming, boss fight music that starts out with traditional acoustic instrumentation, then when the really good bit kicks in it adds a single electric guitar still gets me pumped every single time.