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red looks good on me

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i'm very stupid and also dumb, i have a call of cthulhu MoN campaign i barely have time to prep, i just started as a player in a VtM game, and I'm about to start an overloaded semester and look for a full time job.
but also, i just read dust to dust and thought of a really compelling intro so what if i started running my own VtM game...?
like what if i DID have people make mortal characters and then run one on one sessions where they are embraced into a clan based on their behaviour and interactions with bespoke NPCs to represent each of the major factions of the rose court. what if i did make that many spcs many of whom would never see the light of day. what's hypomania.
i am like the breadloser of the family
If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

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maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that
transmasc user fails to comprehend the joke of post about transmisogyny in an extremely condescending way. many such cases
returning to this brilliant post bc ive been getting really into centaurs lately for normal reasons and im really noticing that this is a trend there too. presumably this pervades in many terato spaces but im not extraordinarily active in many of those. anyway it’s already exhausting lol, it really hit me when i saw a random post that was like “centaur gf” and one of the things was “big spoon obviously” and it reallyyyy made me pause and go holdddd on lol. obviously centaurs are pregnant with metaphor but omfg maybe the huge horse girl wants to be cuddled too bitch. it happens with werewolves too and it’s just so obvious. why would a girl with a wolfcock exist if not to breed. why would a girl with a horsecock exist. and like, god, the most frustrating thing abt this is is that i know it probably seems ridiculous from the point of anyone who’s not a trans girl lol.
tl:dr; if you have a tentacle monster gf, or a centaur gf or a werewolf gf, you better be doing crazy shit to her prostate. and hold her. and get her flowers. you all treat any remotely monstrous woman as a phallus and it’s annoying!! come up with something else!
While (possibly) applicable to the wider world, this is mostly USA specific, but society won’t start to heal until everyone who openly and proudly identifies as Christian is outcast, ostracized, and reviled like pedophiles. If someone mentions that they’re Christian the collective response from everyone *NEEDS* to be get the FUCK away from me and (if applicable) my kids you pedophile cult freak. If they practice openly or attempt to indoctrinate their kids, take the kids away, and crucify the parents.
Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.
i'm very stupid and also dumb, i have a call of cthulhu MoN campaign i barely have time to prep, i just started as a player in a VtM game, and I'm about to start an overloaded semester and look for a full time job.
but also, i just read dust to dust and thought of a really compelling intro so what if i started running my own VtM game...?
“if you don’t draw GLaDOS as an old woman then you don’t actually want to fuck her” actually if you draw her as a human at all then you don’t actually want to fuck her. like the appeal is literally that she’s a giant robot who you can live inside of like a parasite. what are we doing here
i get that “mechanical construct of tubing and wires and metal” categorically isn’t everybody’s jam, but what baffles me about the amateur gladosfuckers of the portal fandom is the need to reassign her voice/personality back to a human body. Her voice is already hot, and part of what makes her an interesting (and sexy) character is that she has been irreversibly changed to no longer be a human
like, i’m not ordinarily into hanging machinery (though shout out to those who are) — i find GLaDOS’s body more conceptually sexy than i ordinarily would because i find her sexy. im only half joking here when i say that people who have to rationalise their attraction to GLaDOS as a human woman remind me of those cis people who tell trans women “phone me when you’ve had the surgery”

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saw my least favorite folk etymology again (pic below for details)
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
i'm crying laughing this is so funny
why does his dick kind of look like a gundam?
like, please tell me you all see it too

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huh y'know i'm not sure why but i am somewhat suspicious that these important system notifications may not actually be from @staff
Despite what you said I'm interested in hearing about Ivan Ivanovitch
i can answer this now that i've had several sessions with him. he was a soviet conscript in his 40s, when he was alive. he considers himself fortunate to have been embraced before the wall fell, and that he got to die through the end of the soviet union when blood was cheaper than bread. like many gangrel, his sire killed him and dumped him in kazakhstan, told him she'd be back in a year. the mountains of eastern kazakhstan are very different from afghanistan where he served, but close enough that he could figure out how to live in the harsh terrain. he only went a little bit crazy, just enough that it took him three or four years to figure out it had been more than one. years without meeting another kindred, years of fighting leopards and wolves for scraps of meat and eating the occasional kazakh who was traveling too far from home. when he realized his sire wasn't coming back for him, he went home to yekaterinburg and started asking for her, only to discover she died fighting lupines. fortunately, she had had some pull with her sire, the gangrel volkov, one of the rare city gangrel and a major player in the prince of yekaterinburg's court.
so, ivan's grandsire took him in, made him part of his pack. this was in the late eighties, and ivan was not uncomfortable with doing terrible things when ordered to do so, as any soldier of any nation must be. it was easy enough for him to keep separate from his former associates--the only person he kept in touch with was an old sergeant of his, who just assumed he had faked his own death to get out of military service and turned to a life of crime, which was common enough, and fairly close to the truth. the nights of the 90s were good, and relatively easy despite the constant pressures of the war with the lupines.
then, jusssst as volkov is starting to feel like he can make a move for princedom, xaviar does his nasty thing in the ivory tower's conclave, and the camarilla's tenuous hold on yekaterinburg immediately explodes. the nosferatu remain mostly loyal to the camarilla, but are unable to elect a new prince since the brujah were already more or less anarchs in everything but name. the power struggles start immediately, and bring the golden years of yekaterinburg's court to a close.
now, it's the mid 2000s, and volkov has more or less taken control of the city--neither he nor ivan would say it out loud, but ivan was a major part of volkov's ascent to power. he's killed more than a few kindred, and broken more than a few mortal kneecaps. volkov doesn't want to be a baron, though, he wants the title he sees as having been taken from him back in the 90s. he wants to be a prince. for reasons that my storyteller has not yet devised but will, i am assured, eventually become clear, the prince of seattle, a ventrue named carlyle (don't mention it to him) was identified as someone who could and potentially would vouch for volkov being readmitted to the camarilla as prince of yekaterinburg. of course, nothing like that comes for free, so now ivan is in america. he despises the prince of seattle, who he sees as weak, and vain, but his immense loyalty to volkov and the importance of maintaining a relationship between prince and baron keep him from making even the slightest move against him. he's in seattle to be useful to carlyle and so that's what he's doing. he's not particularly good at courtly manners, but he knows how to wear a well-tailored suit, be polite, speak when spoken to, and follow orders. he and a pair of rather annoying siblings who frequently underestimate him have been granted a small domain in the industrial district, and on the rare occasions that ivan permits himself to hunt, he delights in finding blonde, american cattle who look rather like a certain prince and tearing them apart in dark alleyways.
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