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it's a really good thing that all the faculty at reed are grade-a fucking freaks bc it's getting increasingly hard to write about literally anything without also writing about the tao

im sorry but the spiral jetty is literally the most taoist land art

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

went tabling at a guerilla art market today instead of working on my final paper and used my baphomet flag as a tablecloth and some christians tried to convert me and when i told the two of them that i had dedicated myself to satan because i considered it an obligation to oppose christ jesus and then quoted scripture they figured they were out of their league and got their weird leader over who stared into my eyes and told me that she used to be a witch and performed a ritual to contact satan and it worked and she pierced the veil of reality but on the other side there was no satan only god and jesus and that's when she felt compelled to stop devil worship because there was no satan whatsoever and like. that was not particularly compelling to me but it was a novel approach

god i'm now just imagining that it had like. worked. and then for the rest of my lif ewhen people were like "so how did you come to christ" i'd have to be like "well the lloyd mall was shutting down, and i went to sell some shitty tranny zines....."

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

hey i'm helping a friend get on hrt, anyone have good resources for like, what meds/dosages are most effective? They're not going the DIY route and i wanna make sure they don't get fucked over by a doctor with bad dosages or spironolactone.

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

It's incredible how much pop psychology and therapyspeak boils down to treating individualism as the phenomenological norm for human beings and any form of human communication or relationship based on negotiation, compromise, self-sacrifice and trust as an act of violence against the individual

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests