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every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

honestly I think I lost a lot of faith in humanity when hogwarts legacy happened. thousands of people heard "jkr is transphobic" and didn't think that was enough reason to not buy a mediocre videogame and it became a runaway success. it was such a basic show of decency and it was too much. return the shopping cart ass dilemma. I'm a misanthrope now

the amount of people who also KNEW explicity that jkr is a transphobe and chose to just, like, not care, and play that game anyway, is astounding. i lost friends i thought were good friends because they were chill just ignoring her blatant transphobia, and i couldnt be around them anymore

full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

tumblr search function actually came through for me when I searched "hasselback potatoes" and found the exact video i was thinking of

Person on the internet: The shit you do is insane. If you told a medical professional about this you would get committed. My actual primary care doctor: Woah that’s cool. Just know you can always come in for care if something ever goes wrong.

imagine if smash brothers was good

would they be more or less insufferable about it

"no more gnc men erasure!!!" ok but you losers don't even keep this energy for gender non conforming black boys because black people, especially dark skinned black people regardless of their gender, gotta fight to be seen with an ounce of femininity

from my own experiences people assumed I'm on testosterone or assumed I'm trying to pass despite my goal being fem/gnc and the fact I'm not going on hormones it's just annoying.

whenever people express feelings to the effect of "i'm glad soulsov isn't super popular because fandom wouldn't be able to handle it" i think, with kindness, "don't speak that on me." i have very little interest in what Fandom Can Handle and a completely unremarkable desire to make money

one might think, "well that's awfully cynical." of course making money is not my primary motivator in writing the weirdo vn that has all but consumed me over the past few years. i even considered going with "desire to see fanart of my characters," something which inspires more genuine fondness in me. it's just that whenever people talk as if the impact of lukewarm fandom discourse on my daily life could possibly outweigh the impact of 100,000 people each giving me 10 dollars, i can only roll my eyes at best. let's be honest with each other here

Everybody go give this person ten dollars.