clever gay idiot

estrogen and progesterone are nice but they need to hurry up and come up with a third thing that makes your tits grow even bigger even faster

like what if i DID have people make mortal characters and then run one on one sessions where they are embraced into a clan based on their behaviour and interactions with bespoke NPCs to represent each of the major factions of the rose court. what if i did make that many spcs many of whom would never see the light of day. what's hypomania.

i am like the breadloser of the family

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that

While (possibly) applicable to the wider world, this is mostly USA specific, but society won’t start to heal until everyone who openly and proudly identifies as Christian is outcast, ostracized, and reviled like pedophiles. If someone mentions that they’re Christian the collective response from everyone *NEEDS* to be get the FUCK away from me and (if applicable) my kids you pedophile cult freak. If they practice openly or attempt to indoctrinate their kids, take the kids away, and crucify the parents.

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

“if you don’t draw GLaDOS as an old woman then you don’t actually want to fuck her” actually if you draw her as a human at all then you don’t actually want to fuck her. like the appeal is literally that she’s a giant robot who you can live inside of like a parasite. what are we doing here

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

why does his dick kind of look like a gundam?