Taylor, late 20s, (she/her), US. ~ I follow from: Kolyarostov ~ Carlando writer at heart so expect things to get a little fruity up in here ~ Equal opportunity thirst machine
Landinrris a.k.a. ao3 user kolyarostov! I branched off from my normal blog of the same name to give myself more of an unhinged F1 blogging experience and the space to apparently write 1 million published words on Carlando π€―
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A general guideline of the drivers, teams, and ships I'm supporting in order of most to least (as of 6/6/2026):
Main links: Main blog | Random ramblings
Writing Links: Kolyarostov ao3 | Anon Fest Works | General Writing Tag | WIP Blurbs | Small Fic Drabbles
Fic-specific tags relating to either current WIPs or past projects below the cut!
General fic fodder inspiration tag
Current WIP: Part three of the 1950s F1 Drivers au, a.k.a. "Sanctified"; Jenson/Lando/Carlos
Current WIP: Part 5 of the Football au; a.k.a. "The One Where Carlos is a Football Player" Series; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Schrodinger's Championship (or: Carlos and Lando are both fighting for the championship on different teams while also navigating a sorta friends-with-benefits, sorta the-worst-kept-secret-in-the-paddock arrangement. The catch? You don't know who wins); Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Carlando Summer Prompt Fest- Lando makes a pointed comment to Carlos, and Carlos spends the week spiraling about it; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Carlando Summer Prompt Fest- Lando's a vampire in Bristol circa late 1800s, and Carlos is a detective; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP Tag (sorta): Mr. and Mrs. Smith au (or, Lando and Carlos join a clandestine service as spies to do the bidding of a mysterious higher power and have to pose as a married couple); Lando/Carlos
Old Hollywood au; a.k.a. "Silver Spotlight" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando is an actor and Carlos works on the set for his current movie)
Vampire au; a.k.a. "The Calmest Slit to My Neck" & "The Old Religion" (ao3 link part 1, ao3 link part 2; or, the one where Carlos turns Lando into a vampire)
Lads Holiday; a.k.a. "White-hot Color in Ecstasy" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos meet on holiday, lose each other's number, and find each other again)- Part of the Carlando Summer Fic Fest
1950s F1 Drivers; a.k.a. "Sanctified" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos and Lando are Formula 1 drivers and enter the first inaugural race in the Formula 1 World Championship)- Part of the Carlando Summer Fic Fest
Bodyguard au; a.k.a. "Fine Line" (ao3 link; or, the one where McLaren hires Carlos to be Lando's private security detail)
Lando PR fic; a.k.a. "A Matter of Perspective" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos let the internet make assumptions when they bring a new girl into the friend group)
1950s Non-drivers; a.k.a. "Echo Back My Promises" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's visiting Mallorca over the New Year, meets Carlos by chance, and spends the next week with him falling in love)
Football au; a.k.a. "The One Where Carlos is a Football Player" Series (Series listing; or, the one where Carlos is a Premier League football player and Lando is his long-term pottery boyfriend)
Grad School au; a.k.a. "Unconstrained" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos are in a Ph.D. program and also doing a friends-with-benefits thing)
Witch au; a.k.a. "Choosing My Confession" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando, Oscar, George, and Alex are a small coven of witches, and Carlos crashes into their lives)
Hell Chaos Sumer 2023; a.k.a. "Hide All Our Sins From the Daylight" (ao3 link; or, the PR relationship fic where Carlos and Lando are dating on the down low)
Photographer!Lando au; a.k.a. "Double Exposure" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's a paddock photographer and Carlos is a Ferrari driver)
Glass Closet fic; a.k.a. "Gold Light Falling Backward Through the Glass" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos figure out their shit towards the end of 2022 and live in a glass closet)
Sleeping With Other People au; a.k.a. "Taste My Disaster" Series (ao3 link; or, the one that starts with a university one-night stand and ends up in a marriage license ten years later)
Birdsong au; a.k.a. "The Only Life Within" Series (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's yearning for a new life and Carlos is a visiting apprentice and not-so-secret artist)
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hi! sorry but i have a kinda controversial question to ask. i was wondering what your response is to haters who call lando a tr*mper? i'm new-ish to f1 (just became a fan last winter) and my friends keep joking about me being the same by extension just for liking lando. π it also always seems to be a top reason for why a lot of people hate on him too so i'm curious how you argue against that. thanks in advance if you decide to answer this! π
First of all- hello and welcome!
Second of all- I think it would be naive to assume every man on the grid isnβt at least somewhat conservative by virtue of the money they make, so just putting that out there. HOWEVER, that doesn't make them Trumpers by default.
If you're not familiar, the reason haters label Lando as a Trumper stems from the post-race press conference in Miami 2024. Trump went to the race because it's in his back yard, and the FIA requested McLaren to let them use their garage to usher him through since they were closest to the entrance/exit he was going to use. So it already looked meh. Post-race though, Trump was there to congratulate Lando on winning the race and his first GP. A couple of icky photos were taken, and then Lando's swept off to the press. The moment a lot of haters focus on were his words in the press conference. Below is a screenshot of the question and answer from the press conference (of fucking course it's Daily Mail too) .
A lot of people neglect the first half of Lando saying "He said he's my lucky charm," and think Lando said "Trump's my lucky charm," which is NOT what he said. The second half of the response makes me cringe still, icl, but I have thoughts on the context as a whole still.
First of all, Lando is a professional in his work environment who was presented with a visitor wanting to congratulate him. He's not going to ignore someone, especially when it could have workplace repercussions.
Second of all, the presidency is supposed to be something to be revered and respected. The president is the highest office in the US. So, Lando saying it's an honor to meet someone of such power (even formerly at that point) isn't that surprising when he's not directly impacted by what Trump was doing in his first term. Truthfully, I think a lot of the second half of his comments are focused around this point.
Third of all, Lando was high off his mind with adrenaline and joy and every positive emotion on the planet following his first win. And we know he's long-winded in press conferences and can put his foot in his mouth on occasion. Could he have picked his words better, sure, but context matters.
And finally, he's not an American citizen, and he's probably not that involved in politics if we're being honest. Trump (especially at that time) was still a joke to a lot of people who don't live in the US. He wasn't (and maybe still isn't, idk) someone to be taken seriously even after January 6th. So to some people not in the US, he's a spectacle. And meeting a spectacle when you're hopped up on adrenaline can be something to laugh about. There's a reason Trump won both times he has.
TLDR: Lando is probably not a Trumper, but people like to use one isolated moment out of context in order to try and paint him as a horrible person. And when you ask them why, they hardly ever want to give the full evidence much less have anything after that to present as fact. Meanwhile others on the grid (some of whom are retired) have said equally if not more damning things about political figures.
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