Taylor, late 20s, (she/her), US. ~ I follow from: Kolyarostov ~ Carlando writer at heart so expect things to get a little fruity up in here ~ Equal opportunity thirst machine
Landinrris a.k.a. ao3 user kolyarostov! I branched off from my normal blog of the same name to give myself more of an unhinged F1 blogging experience and the space to apparently write 1 million published words on Carlando 🤯
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A general guideline of the drivers, teams, and ships I'm supporting in order of most to least (as of 6/6/2026):
Main links: Main blog | Random ramblings
Writing Links: Kolyarostov ao3 | Anon Fest Works | General Writing Tag | WIP Blurbs | Small Fic Drabbles
Fic-specific tags relating to either current WIPs or past projects below the cut!
General fic fodder inspiration tag
Current WIP: Part three of the 1950s F1 Drivers au, a.k.a. "Sanctified"; Jenson/Lando/Carlos
Current WIP: Part 5 of the Football au; a.k.a. "The One Where Carlos is a Football Player" Series; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Schrodinger's Championship (or: Carlos and Lando are both fighting for the championship on different teams while also navigating a sorta friends-with-benefits, sorta the-worst-kept-secret-in-the-paddock arrangement. The catch? You don't know who wins); Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Carlando Summer Prompt Fest- Lando makes a pointed comment to Carlos, and Carlos spends the week spiraling about it; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP: Carlando Summer Prompt Fest- Lando's a vampire in Bristol circa late 1800s, and Carlos is a detective; Carlos/Lando
Current WIP Tag (sorta): Mr. and Mrs. Smith au (or, Lando and Carlos join a clandestine service as spies to do the bidding of a mysterious higher power and have to pose as a married couple); Lando/Carlos
Old Hollywood au; a.k.a. "Silver Spotlight" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando is an actor and Carlos works on the set for his current movie)
Vampire au; a.k.a. "The Calmest Slit to My Neck" & "The Old Religion" (ao3 link part 1, ao3 link part 2; or, the one where Carlos turns Lando into a vampire)
Lads Holiday; a.k.a. "White-hot Color in Ecstasy" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos meet on holiday, lose each other's number, and find each other again)- Part of the Carlando Summer Fic Fest
1950s F1 Drivers; a.k.a. "Sanctified" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos and Lando are Formula 1 drivers and enter the first inaugural race in the Formula 1 World Championship)- Part of the Carlando Summer Fic Fest
Bodyguard au; a.k.a. "Fine Line" (ao3 link; or, the one where McLaren hires Carlos to be Lando's private security detail)
Lando PR fic; a.k.a. "A Matter of Perspective" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos let the internet make assumptions when they bring a new girl into the friend group)
1950s Non-drivers; a.k.a. "Echo Back My Promises" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's visiting Mallorca over the New Year, meets Carlos by chance, and spends the next week with him falling in love)
Football au; a.k.a. "The One Where Carlos is a Football Player" Series (Series listing; or, the one where Carlos is a Premier League football player and Lando is his long-term pottery boyfriend)
Grad School au; a.k.a. "Unconstrained" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos are in a Ph.D. program and also doing a friends-with-benefits thing)
Witch au; a.k.a. "Choosing My Confession" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando, Oscar, George, and Alex are a small coven of witches, and Carlos crashes into their lives)
Hell Chaos Sumer 2023; a.k.a. "Hide All Our Sins From the Daylight" (ao3 link; or, the PR relationship fic where Carlos and Lando are dating on the down low)
Photographer!Lando au; a.k.a. "Double Exposure" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's a paddock photographer and Carlos is a Ferrari driver)
Glass Closet fic; a.k.a. "Gold Light Falling Backward Through the Glass" (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando and Carlos figure out their shit towards the end of 2022 and live in a glass closet)
Sleeping With Other People au; a.k.a. "Taste My Disaster" Series (ao3 link; or, the one that starts with a university one-night stand and ends up in a marriage license ten years later)
Birdsong au; a.k.a. "The Only Life Within" Series (ao3 link; or, the one where Lando's yearning for a new life and Carlos is a visiting apprentice and not-so-secret artist)
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re:your last ask GODDD YES I ALSO SAW THE TWITTER WAR GOING ON RN and it’s HILARIOUS landoscars are seriously saying that lando is rage baiting them, that “lando needs to stop pushing this bullshit”, and that they’re soooo pissed off😂😂 and they’re also saying that they feel so sad for oscar because he was alone in the parade without lando like😭😭😭😭 be soooo serious right now. they’re sooo bitter and mad lmfao but i do love to see their mental breakdowns over it HAHAH
Worst of all is I used to like oscar but because of these typo of fans i cannot stand him anymore. and also I just will never understand how landoscar is as big as it is. i cannot comprehend it. they have nothing going on😶
HAHAHAHAHAHA stop I'm sorry that's actually hilarious. These people cannot be serious. They need to readjust their expectations because they're never going to have anything that lives up to the version of reality they've created in their minds.
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All the carlando Silverstone content, especially the selfie Lando took with Carlos, is causing a meltdown on twitter with fans of Lando’s current teammate and *that* other ship. They claim it’s because they hate Carlos as a person and it’s not ship related at all, but you’ve got people unironically talking about flinching and having to take deep breaths and close their laptops when they saw the carlando selfie. It amuses me so much to see the dramatics they go through whenever Lando posts anything about Carlos. Bless their hearts.
Jesus, these people need help. Despite what they say, they're just mad that Lando repeatedly emphasizes that he and Oscar do not see each other outside of the paddock and that they're not close. There's no other way around it 🤷♀️
May they never find peace and continue to be mad forever 🤭