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Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

imma go hide in the woods in France or something someday

nah the moon kinda boring imo, all grey, yknow

Yay, no more Soundbible!

The direct link: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/soundlibrary.htm

For any content creators who’d like it!

[Image one: closeup on someone’s hand opening a can of Coca-Cola. Image two: Landscape photo of Yellowstone National Park, two mountains in the background and a buffalo in the lower right hand corner.]

Another resource I’ve been using for years: mynoise.net!

rip my storage TT

imma go hide in the woods in France or something someday

finding out that 'da vinci' isnt even leonardo da vincis real last name and that it just means 'from vinci' was so shocking to me. its like saying sans undertale

what

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

#someone needs to invent body mods

You're the first person I've seen draw Nico as androgynous/femme. It took me a sec to get used to it but I actually really like it. I could definitely see Nico kinda embracing that as he gets more comfortable with his identity. Not just his queer identity, but his identity as an in-betweener, as someone who'll never be totally here nor there, never feel at home at Camp Half Blood or Camp Jupiter or Hades or the moral world, and yet has a place and a family in all of them. As someone who has always been a drifter by nature and by circumstance, I've slowly learned to embrace that aspect of myself too. I don't "try" to dress/appear straight or gay, to act neurotypical or hide my more neurotypical parts, to be an adult or a teen. I'm just me. And I love to think of Nico going through that process too

this has to be what was going on yesterday bc i was 40 minutes early getting back and my homies were like hello i thought you were supposed to land at 6. and i was like. me too

THEY WON'T TAKE THIS! REPOST PLEASE!

yAy

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

reblogging cause i need to save this

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

Reblogging so I remember to do this

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

Reblog to save a life

i will pray to you

i burnt it

This looks awesome the lovely people who interact with my blog need to see this