Dragons? Dragons.

maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that

does anyone have that "doesn't have spotify girl" meme handy

YES you understand now

woah this sounds awesome can you put this on spotify

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

2 panel insatnt noodle

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

hey it's me the dog that loses. bet on me

ok honestly at this point i think it's probably for your own good that i advise you to stop betting on me. i'm literally called the dog that loses. the race is rigged. i am predetermined to lose every single time.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

#as a teenager I tried very hard to have a fursona and failed #I'm like the cis+ of furries #and I will defend them in battle. (via @creekfiend)