Dragons? Dragons.

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

This is the tone people expected to hear from him at 20.

That’s amazing

Ive actually heard years ago (take this with a grain of salt) that the chord progression of never gonna give you up is similar to that of a lot of anime opening songs and such so this might be part of why it sounds like a magical girl theme

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

humans are always smugly trying to correct you on what is or isn't a dragon like they have any authority on the matter whatsoever

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

Yes, this is magnificent! ❤️

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

not saw related but i do have to hand it to whoever made the banana splits movie for saying, “most people don’t really care about this niche kids property anymore, let’s go wild and do a bloody horror movie with them and see if that’s anything.” we need to do that with more stuff. when will i get my horror adaptation of barney.

was midway through a text rant to my friends about how i could make the most 6/10 ass stereotypical mascot horror barney movie about a serial killer that is a traumatized former child actor on barney who hijacks the suit and takes the live audience hostage and makes the audience play evil versions of the barney games (i don’t actually remember any of them) to liberate the kids from their parents and teach the main character about standing up to her dad or something when i realized i’m just doing death game horror again. all roads lead back to saw i guess.

the name would be something like “barney loves you” and the tagline would be “no more purple dinosaur” and the trailer would have the i hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney song! i could literally do it with a sound stage seven actors and five gallons of fake blood! it would be so easy! fuck!!!

don’t get it twisted. this would not be a good movie. it would not be intended to be a good movie. it would be intended to be a movie you watch on tubi while you’re drunk.

I actually would love to write a horror movie set in a dead mall or an abandoned beach resort, just because I find spaces that were designed to sell you something and that were abandoned once people stopped buying very interesting. In some ways I feel like that’s at the heart of mascot horror, too– after the grinding wheels of capitalism have moved onto the next shiny thing, what happens to a place?

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)