milfs only zone

every person has their old people game of choice, I play mahjong, my sister plays solitaire, and my bf plays sudoku, what’s y’all’s old people game of choice

When websites go "oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)" evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.

we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?

Young children will never know the wonder of the dvd movie bonus features menu

Anakin calls Obi-Wan three times a day and is like Hey Dad I mean Father I mean Dad I mean Obi-Wan I mean Master. I'll be a little late. Talk to you later I love you. Oh shit haha. I didn't mean that haha force of habit. I hate you really haha. I didn't mean that Master sorry. I don't think about you at all. You're nothing. You're dust to me. Alright man have a good one talk to you later I love you. Damn

*deleting vent posts* im normal now please don’t break our mutual