NO LONGER PRIDEFUL.

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

koenkosals

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.