spawn

9/10 dentists recommend (they don’t)

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

combination of minecraft movie and failure of american economy is creating a really good vibe i think

they're divorced. they weren't even married. this isn't romantic. they're definitely not platonic. they're cinematic parallels. they are fighting the narrative. they slowly built their relationship. they rely and trust each other. they were aggressively thrown into this. they want to bite each other's head off. they kill for each other. they live for each other. they should kiss. they would put each other in a blender. they're insane. they don't even realise. they're fully aware it.

Sex is good and all, but have you guys ever had a fic update while you were re-reading it?