Cory Peter

getting caught jacking off in the humidified acoustic guitar room at guitar center but being let off with a warning due to how beautifully and passionately i was stroking my shit. manager said it was some of the most flawless and emotive cockjacking hes ever seen

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

I feel like we're all so focused on the horror of the Pikachu man that we've lost sight of the fact that someone is advertising Tumblr on Tumblr

the thing about ofmd is that now queer people are going to hold all media to a much higher standard in terms of representation. like after literal decades worth of queerbait, david jenkins just dropped this beautiful show that healed us all so perfectly and said “what, like it’s hard?” and you know… it isn’t. it isn’t hard. and i’m not saying we were just laying down and taking the abuse from queerbaiters before, but i think now it’s gonna be so much harder for creators to do that to us again. and i don’t know about the rest of y’all, but i think that’s a really really good thing.

David Jenkins had to make Frenchie the bard cus Lucius would've been too powerful. I mean just look at Jaskier.

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