Rat Boy

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

“the best revenge is living well” no. old man disguise and attack with blade hidden in cane

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

mike’s hard past couple of months

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”