moritatt

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

I play mr beast app every day.

The idea that this miracle chair bares the last impression of their son before he was called away from the physical world by God Himself, but they're getting rid of it because it doesn't match their new carpet

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer

I don’t care when my tumblr posts flop. My clout awaits me in the Kingdom of Heaven.

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

if her husband’s a picky eater she’s single to me

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