Ay, trompuda!

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

Hey so I know we All Know This but I will NEVER be over a character being feverish and delirious and making No sense. I will never be over a glittery-eyed, shivering, distressed character weakly gripping another's arm and asking them questions they don't know the answer to, and probably don't mean anything at all. I will never be over characters calling out for people either long gone or right next to them, but unrecognizable in their delirium. I will never be over a character crying in frustration and fear over something in their head they can't explain to whoever is helping them, and all they can do in return is stroke their hair and shush them gently.

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

in my correct and right world, lambert accidentally ends up with a dog. he keeps saying he's going to dump it or feed it to drowners or leave it in some village - he does not. this is mainly because Dog inexplicably likes lambert, and lambert is pretending he's NOT having a good time telling all his best stories and dirty jokes to his new audience.

lambert will never admit it, but he fell in love with the damn dog at the first village they hit after he picked it up. someone raised their voice and got aggressive and before lambert could tell them to get fucked, the dog took matters into his own hands and bit them

There's a pattern when it comes to witcher fics. Everyone's Eskel is game!Eskel. Everyone's Jaskier is Netflix!Jaskier. Geralt depends on whether the author actually likes Geralt as a character or has the hots for Henry Cavil. Lambert you can never tell until they mention his hair color. Aiden isn't in the show but everyone has a different version of him because he's a collective OC. Vesemir is just Vesemir.