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Love Begins
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Product Placement
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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trying on a metaphor
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dysphoria hoodie: washed
Daisy Bell on piano and voice: played
Audience: entertained and having sung along to the chorus
TADC fans' thoughts after listening: "i know who you are"
one guy: "I didn't know you could play the piano like that"
(me shortly thereafter: stunlocked)
bicycle: ridden
me: flourishing
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Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
An author like Kafka’s admired
So naturally one has inquired -
What comments today
His journal does say?
The answer: “July 1st. Too tired.”
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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
the bug screen outside the suburban window is possibly the worst invention ever
i love poison omelette
-1
got some kick to it i tell you what
might get sitting-on-the-roof-at-night-pilled... big things coming soon
so I just watched I Saw The TV Glow like this. incredible movie! also about the sitting-on-the-roof-at-night:
very fun
i should wear gloves when i have to shuffle around, as the slope is hard to deal with
butt hurts but it's a fair price to pay
Bonus: i think that movie was meant to be watched on the roof at night movie comments after the cut
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again
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i'm so lanky that when i buy a hoodie in XL it's super baggy around my torso but it fits my arms basically perfectly. nobody makes proper fitting clothing for the Long anymore
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is
there's an xkcd for that also
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean
Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.
im crying dude
Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.
To answer some common questions in the tags:
1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)
2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.
3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.
falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy
falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs
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ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
I had to draw this
Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”
