Imagine, if you will, an office worker. His job is simple: pressing buttons on a keyboard when he is indicated to do so by the monitor. But today, his simple job will be interrupted by a mysterious force. The man's name? Stanley. And he's about to find himself wandering through... The Parable Zone.

those 30 year old white women want each other so bad

rewatching glow and god what a good show that I feel like no one talks about. it's about media it's about passion it's about female friendship it's about sexuality it's about forgiveness it's about story it's about image it's about art it's about women. and it's about wrestling.

Sorry Russel the Camera Guy, but you have to defeat Ruth's two jealous situationships if you want to date her.

genuinely ruth and debbie from glow have one of the relationships of all time. what if we were co-dependent college bffs growing apart but i still desperately clung to our relationship. what if in attempt to fill the void in my life you used to fill i had sex with your husband. what if you found out and instead of talking it out we dealt with it by joining a wrestling tv show as an all american golden girl face and evil stereotyped russian heel, respectively, so you could beat me up and degrade me and get to feel like the hero for it, and i could feed my victim complex/feel like im making penance. and btw this will NOT fix anything but instead force us to wallow in the feelings that lead to this whole mess, all while maintaining a physically close and professionally intimate relationship. like. hello?????? does anyone else remember this????

widow's bay is like what if a nightvale sister city situated on the coast of new england was ran by the spiritual successor to the mayor from jaws but the tourism push was motivated by crushing paternal guilt and his podunk constituents (including his son) did not respect his authority even a little bit. and the show was a comedy

"i lived 54554 days before meeting louis de pointe du lac" and “128 boys he’s brought here but you’re the first he hasn’t consummated and drained” louis got his ex husbands keeping count fr

the one band member thinking to himself that he's so glad lestat killed one of the tech guys and lestat going "dude I just fired him like a normal person" was an underrated moment tbh

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

Daniel flirting with Lestats mom… he’s lowkey that one bisexual friend you can’t take anywhere

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts