butt mogged these zoomers today

many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

so called feminists: "actually women are naturally inferior at everything, including quiz game shows, beauty pageants, chess, and video games. we need a society that is segregated so that anyone who would ever have to potential to win against a woman is eliminated. this is actually far better than organizing sports into weight classes or different athletic/skill level based categories that ignore sex, like what wrestling and video/board game tournaments already do. I cannot accept the reality that men and women are the same species. this is actually how we truly protect women. by calling them weak pathetic losers who could never win against even the worst opponent, and preventing them from even playing at all."

No joke, that was the rethoric the Francoist regime in Spain used to justify women being legally underage regardless of age and unable to open bank accounts without their husbands or fathers permission. That law was effective until 1975.