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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I actually have the womandate of heaven which is obviously better

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

the scene in spiderverse where peter b is crying about seahorse monogamy but its me crying about getting a fucking break

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

>fire truck >look inside >water