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"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

y'all need to watch this this pride month

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play