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it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

You're right but don't say it like that