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im like tony soprano if he wasnt from new jersey and wasnt in the mafia and wasnt italian and wasnt married and didnt have kids or money and he didn't do all that stuff

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I actually have the womandate of heaven which is obviously better

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.