The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

January was a tough year but we made it

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor

I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context