welcome to clown town

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

okay cool 54k notes that's right you can stop liking this now

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

I guess it did deserve applause on account of the surprising lack of spillage. Must take some serious good aim. I make way more of a mess trying to pour milk on my cereal.

you find a blocked blog & cant remember why you blocked them you go in & think well this looks alright maybe they were just annoying on my post once you see Mspec Lesbians & Supporters DNI and go Oh Right What A Loser and marvel at the fact that anybody is still clinging to that stupid little hate trend & the fact that anybody ever gave a fuck at all

not to engage in stupid discourse on main & if anybody tries to irritate me on this post im blocking without acknowledgement & turning off reblogs. but arent you embarrassed? if youre still looking at your fellow queer people & nitpicking their personal experiences with gender & sexuality, arent you embarrassed? because you should be, because it makes you look like a huge loser whos still living in decade-old ace discourse tumblr, and i hope you get over yourself and catch up with the rest of us soon so you can live happy

Wild how there are lgbtq+ people on here who hold the same opinions on queer culture as the average homophobic transphobic straight person, just that they've reasoned themselves into them from the opposite way around.