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haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

Easy mode is doing this with literary criticism btw. Become fluent in an author's work by speedrunning several decades of academic bickering in an afternoon. It's fun.

Hard mode is anything having to do with protein structures.

They greebled my molecules and they're doing chemistry about it and that's none of my business.

Sulfur is getting fucking ratioed.

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)