That's It, Time To Die

Just to be clear where I stand.

Actual bill name: Stop the Sexualization of Children Act.

Purported purpose: "to protect children from being exposed to explicit material in the classroom".

How it's sold in the press: "Ban strippers and porn from classrooms!"

Actual text of the bill: Expands the meaning of "sexually explicit content" to include the words "or involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism".

Not and. Or. Meaning "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" is in and of itself enough to be classified as sexually explicit.

The American government is a genocidal machine built upon the deaths of millions of Black and Brown people, both in America and oversees, but white people on tumblr would rather joke about burning it all to the ground instead of talk to the people whose land it belongs to and actively work on involving them in their activism.

Like, I don’t talk too much about my politics here, but the landback movement is my main point of activism (not just in America, but in every country across the world) and unfortunately, this tankie-led website always gets suspiciously quiet whenever indigenous people in their own country want to talk about restoring their land, because it doesn’t really fit into their (originally white European) idea of destroying everything from the ground up and turning it into some communist utopia.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Actual bill name: Stop the Sexualization of Children Act.

Purported purpose: "to protect children from being exposed to explicit material in the classroom".

How it's sold in the press: "Ban strippers and porn from classrooms!"

Actual text of the bill: Expands the meaning of "sexually explicit content" to include the words "or involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism".

Not and. Or. Meaning "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" is in and of itself enough to be classified as sexually explicit.

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

Grave of the Fireflies (1988) Spirited Away (2001) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Princess Mononoke (1997) Perfect Blue (1997) It’s Such a Beautiful Day (2012) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) Azur & Asmar: The Princes’ Quest (2006) I don't watch animated films/show results

Heya! We got an ask about this due to some recent ongoings, and wanted to reassure anybody who is concerned:

Several months ago, we were contacted by FRAF (Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory, an officially licensed fanwork collective) if we wanted to be officially licensed for Let's Read Homestuck, and we said yes! That means, as of a few months ago, we're officially have a license to post our dub, and are no longer existing in the nebulous copyright murkiness of potentiality for the series getting taken down at any time (which, to be clear, would be absolutely within Andrew Hussie's and FRS's purview if they wanted to, it being their IP.)

(More under the cut.)

Please don't work there. The money is shit, the work hours are long and terrible, the warehouses are way too hot and deathly in summer. Please. No matter how poor you are, you are worth more than that. You are human and you deserve to be treated as such.