Why hello there

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

star trek heritage post (July 19th, 2019)

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste