well its true

fully 100% invested in brnine/mustard crackship. they take their dogs to the dog park to see if they get along and their divines immediately start trying to fight to the death (meet cute)

BRNINE: uh.. RED: (looking up) oh my gosh! Kalvin Brnine, right? Soo good to meet you. Can i offer you a coffee? (have you had mirage coffee yet?) (you should try it!) BRNINE: (taking coffee) uh. you said you could maybe get us a vote on the cou-- RED: Oh yes! the council issue. Thanks for coming out here by the way, it's such a nice park! I'm really proud of the civic initiatives we've started here in Carhaix! [DETECTED NETWORK SERVER "The Divine, Arbitrage". PERFORMING SAFETY SCAN] BRNINE: RED: So, the issue is, right now Gucci Garantine is registered as the leader of Blue Channel and of *course* each faction only gets one vote. Would you say you're a claimant or a splinter faction? If you're the former then we'd start with a form H-99... [REPORTED 40,149 ITEMS SCAM OR MISLEADING] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -1.12 (-0.30)] <Thank you for your report. Unfortunately, The Divine, Arbitrage has determined that the items you reported are not against our Marketplace Policy. You may request a manual review. (A processing fee of 40 glint will be applied).> [REPORTED 109,409 ITEMS DUPLICATE/UNLICENSED RESALE] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -1.47 (-0.35)] <Thank you for your report. You have reached your maximum reports for today! There's always tomorrow on The Divine, Arbitrage :)> <NEW offer! Branch'd-tek cleaning spray! for flesh windows surfaces cleaning culinary lubrication industrial homegoods. Buy in bulk (500 L or more) and save 30%! Conditions apply. Supplies limited!> [REPORTED Branch'd-tek cleaning spray! SCAM OR MISLEADING] [<TD,A; inc> status downgraded -2.17 (-0.70)] BRNINE: uh i don't think we wanna remove gucci, we just want a say in things, yknow... [<TD,A; inc> RECOGNIZED *HOSTILE*. NEARBY THREATS: PHONE, PERSON<alias; 'Mustard Red'>. ENGAGE: Y/n (AUTOENGAGE 3s)] [CANCELED BY OPERATOR.] [<Kalvin Brnine> status downgraded +10.40 (-0.10)] BRNINE: ahah sorry you were saying? RED: well so if it's a schism it's a bit complicated! because we haven't had one yet haha. BRNINE: (awkwardly) haha RED: but thankfully i've drafted some protocols so we could test them out. So we'd have you fill out a H-104a Request Recognition as Splinter Faction and a H-104b Promise of Continued Loyalty and Cooperation to The Cause Writ Large... [<Mustard Red> status upgraded -2.02 (+0.15)]

Every time Austin Walker says "we can't do this, we CANNOT do this! We HAVE to move on" in response to a weird side tangent one of his friends has initiated and then continues the side tangent with a comment he absolutely cannot hold inside of himself, a fairy gets its wings. 🥰

the intimacy of comforting your party’s glass cannon as you patch her up post-battle for the millionth time and reassure her that you don’t think she’s weak just because she goes down so easily… after all she dropped a glacier on your enemies’ heads

still thinking about how mii veile says "excuse me," to start every convo

I’m listening to Seasons of Hieron again and do you remember boat3. do you remember how we used to run.

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

at some point early in the Chime's history Cass asks to borrow a shirt and Aria, having a shit ton of spare merch filling her closet, unthinkingly tosses them a joypark shirt and they look at the logo and look back at Aria and go through a disco elysium style decision tree where they try to think of how to diplomatically remind Aria what joypark was built on top of and ask for a different shirt, and instead fail the check and just say: "i think id rather kill myself than wear this actually"