"So the Story Goes..!"

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

...how many people have you killed over this

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

Oooh, I can’t remember where it was but somebody did a joke where MacDuff subverted the curse because his ‘mom’ was a trans man so he wasn’t just a c-section baby he wasn’t born of a woman either.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

the British colonized the world for erotics

something pollution/industrialization themed, like the ones in Go-Onger

that looks incredibly rad, boys

Maybe I just haven’t seen original phineas and ferb in a long time but the skin suit episode and the Doof Louisiana backwoods cousin episode of the new season are really making me feel like the writers are getting lost in the sauce. But I also consider the forced perspective western plot/A plot of the Louisiana backwoods doof (B plot) episode to be genius and classic pnf so what do I know

it does feel kinda off sometimes, but maybe it's just that the team has been off of Phineas and Ferb for so long? But the skin suit episode did feel like something Dan and Swampy would do. And the bread bowl adventure was just perfection.

you had me at monsters. As they say, I'm lovin' it.

i love being funny and i love making my mother laugh.🪬

its still crazy to me years later how artists and writers have been complaining about how hard it is sometimes to draw and write since the dawn of time and we all talk about how we'd love to be able to just make art without actually having to make art but when ai started producing images that were passable as human made art and companies started marketing it as Exactly That, Making Art Without Having To Make Art, we all collectively went "no wtf" and beat the shit out of it with hammers without hesitation

uhhhh hh hh hhh

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this sounds like msa level shit im crine

tired of responding "😂" to unfunny reels in dms.

I opt for the more confusing 😭. Keep them guessing yk

1. disappear

2.discipline

3. dissociate

4. distressed

5. discombobulate

6. dismember

7. disembowel

GAY