Crypto Unenthusiast

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

oh hey my thesis

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

unfortunately is based in brisbane but close enough, welcome home Bluey Is God