It's stuff

this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal

they would go fucking crazy. they'd have like. hickory smoked leviathan sausage

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love on planet earth

She [slide whistle] on my [rooster crow] til I [boyoyoyoyoing]

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. We don’t know how you managed to violate the Intergalactic Time Travel Convention but you’re going to cause a paradox eventually and we’ll have to reset the time stream to the last safe state and it’ll cost a ton and be a whole thing

The two sides of tumblr

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

pls reblog if you vote

Of course this somehow manages to happen

Keep going, I wanna know who the waitress murdered.