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I feed my white son clear broth

mid in height and mid in weight, stooped in posture, stiff in gait, dresses like an icecream cone, treats me bad, gives me the bone, round of belly, pink of cheek, self identifies as geek. dark forces from beyond the veil, send me now the perfect male

I actually used to have Animal Crossing dreams as a child. I would dream of cash as a core Amazon password reset - really weird and creepy

Remember when Ralsei was by far and away the most popular Deltarune character? like everyone had a Ralsei pfp. it was awesome. Can we do that again.

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha

Genuinely though it is so frustrating that nonbinary rights and exorsexism are not treated seriously at all, even from within the queer community. It sucks that there's not even an option for an X gender marker in so many countries, including in more progressive queer-friendly ones. It sucks that if enben want to get gender affirming care that we're advised to lie about our gender (or lack thereof) in favour of a more binary trans identity lest we jump through a million extra hoops on top of the million already in place for binary trans people to prove we're serious in order to get the care we want/need. It sucks that in most cases we're still forced into some kind of binary and I wish that the issues we deal with were acknowledged more.

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

YOU WILL FEAR THE RUSSET POTATO 🥔 AND LOVE THEM OR DEATH