im rose

Run for the Goal in this …Kind of a Crazy Game =D

straight people have a bug in their cocoon

Really enjoying Zone 1 of the Traumatron

Snakes terror versus cats brains

who mess with the dragon shall get scorched by flames 🤟

Klondike bars run away screaming in terror

Surreal puzzle groupies adore me

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

well you see we're the new pdf

[coming up with a post after several hours of rigorous contemplation] the pussy had me cumming!

its nothing……. right?

what’s my strange loop. I feel a kitten clawing my heart and brain apart but there’s fuzz on that. Hmm. Perhaps the kitten is what went strange

Damn so milf mode no longer bc the same killing

Jimmy Neutron got a positive STI