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Uh … I don’t think I should be twerking for Chipotle ._.

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giftofgabber

Fat teddy bear demon gave head to two disparate people I knew with no personal connection, then asked if I wanted a remem-brane or compu-brane before I handed it a jar full of oxygen

Fat demon bear was also helping me with something related to blood analysis

mossworm

This tree sprite is so extremely pleasing. It's just so lush and round.

suppermariobroth

Unused title screen cutscene found in the SNES version of Yoshi's Cookie. This is actually an adaptation of the title screen from the NES version of the game, remade with 16-bit graphics; while the final SNES version simply does not have a cutscene and all and merely displays Yoshi being surrounded by cookies.

Please note that the cutscene is rather lengthy; the loop starts with Mario walking in from the left with a cookie tin and ends with Mario and Yoshi performing a victory sign in the center of the screen.

#violence towards yoshi?!?!#mario would never...#or would he? 🤔

somecunttookmyurl

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

somecunttookmyurl

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

somecunttookmyurl

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

somecunttookmyurl

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

roskapanda

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

somecunttookmyurl

he wears glasses he's just dumb

somecunttookmyurl

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

somecunttookmyurl

he is he's very pretty

teacupsandtimelords

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

somecunttookmyurl

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

somecunttookmyurl

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

cipheramnesia

Large dog energy

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speedlimit15

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

speedlimit15

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

derinthescarletpescatarian

World's most tense egg and spoon race

green-great-dragon

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

finns-gifs

#insect

lobsteritus

Katie sketch commission. [Patreon][Linktree]

bewbin

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

zephyrusphi

yuo cant say this during plague month

zephyrusphi

pride month. pharohs curse got me

gummy-frog52

Like mother like son

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greeniery

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

irondive

virtualgirladvance

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

DIG

buriedunderyourmum

DIG

hannisconfused

DIG

kitsunesakii

DIG

yourlocalfandomfriendo

DIG

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DIG

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thatghostthateatspeople

DIG

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DIG

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

wizardarchetypes

i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever 👍 so i'm good now"

and i'm like unfortunately i have bad news.

wizardarchetypes

if you don't know why this doesn't work, the issue is that ocd never stops when you implement a compulsion. it evolves. today you've "solved" it by never using a knife again (and losing access to an important cooking tool, thus limiting an aspect of your life) but in a few months or a year it'll be that forks are dangerous too. and hey, isn't it risky to use the stove? avoidance will even begin to manifest in places you might not recognize.

the point is that OCD compulsions are never solutions, they're actually the problems. the intrusive thoughts SEEM like the problem and the compulsions FEEL like the solution. and that's how it getsya.

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