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Now I really want to get a crabs and crab diseases ._.

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

Live laugh burge, friend… Haha…

You can club mushrooms or club bunnies. Either way, you gata find a beat and break it.

Striding is an Olympic Sport in ‘Some Lations’

be eating spaghetti then you get a notice, your domain name is going to expire in 2 days . -_- fucking goodbye spaghetti

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

HMMM what delightful morsels shall I take from the sites today………

one thing that sucks about growing up is that you cant fit into the gaps, cracks, crevices, and voids between furniture and the wall or within the couch anymore

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

You human and I short-circuit. You kill and I revitalize. You eat and I raise magpies from ashes. We are opposites that Attract or whatever