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nevershootamockingbird

[ id taken from alt text: An eight-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.

Panel 1: The crow whistles to himself as he unlocks the front door of his house A trans flag hangs in the window.

Panel 2: “Excuse me!” calls a pink capybara from a nearby car. The crow jumps, startled.

Panel 3: “Hi!” waves the capybara, “I just wanted to say, I’m the mom of a trans kiddo...”

Panel 4: “And I know it makes them feel good when we drive past the flag in your window,” the capybara continues.

Panel 5: The crow looks at the flags as the capybara concludes, “It lets them know there’s other people like them out there.”

Panel 6: The crow pauses, eyes water and mouth open.

Panel 7: “You’re welcome!” says the crow

Panel 8: Later, the crow happily thinks to himself, “trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo!” / end id ]

antikittysocial

@wholesomepostarchive ? <3

wholesomepostarchive

6/13/2025

thedeliaishere

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

sharkgirldick

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

nature-nerd-sarah

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

sharkgirldick

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

dragongirlbunny

the knife

kaylmao

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pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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#anarcho primitivist #mm #yyyyeahhhh....#not my uhm. not my taste...

kaylmao

puppiesdoglover

Wow. I just learned they made puppies

puppiesdoglover

Puppy Thing

whalesharkcat

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

#MEEEEE

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giftofgabber

Uh … I don’t think I should be twerking for Chipotle ._.

giftofgabber

Fat teddy bear demon gave head to two disparate people I knew with no personal connection, then asked if I wanted a remem-brane or compu-brane before I handed it a jar full of oxygen

Fat demon bear was also helping me with something related to blood analysis

mossworm

This tree sprite is so extremely pleasing. It's just so lush and round.

suppermariobroth

Unused title screen cutscene found in the SNES version of Yoshi's Cookie. This is actually an adaptation of the title screen from the NES version of the game, remade with 16-bit graphics; while the final SNES version simply does not have a cutscene and all and merely displays Yoshi being surrounded by cookies.

Please note that the cutscene is rather lengthy; the loop starts with Mario walking in from the left with a cookie tin and ends with Mario and Yoshi performing a victory sign in the center of the screen.

#violence towards yoshi?!?!#mario would never...#or would he? 🤔

somecunttookmyurl

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

somecunttookmyurl

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

somecunttookmyurl

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

somecunttookmyurl

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

roskapanda

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

somecunttookmyurl

he wears glasses he's just dumb

somecunttookmyurl

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

somecunttookmyurl

he is he's very pretty

teacupsandtimelords

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

somecunttookmyurl

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

somecunttookmyurl

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

cipheramnesia

Large dog energy

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speedlimit15

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

speedlimit15

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

derinthescarletpescatarian

World's most tense egg and spoon race

green-great-dragon

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

finns-gifs

#insect

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