Could you do a story where w himbo offers sexual services to nerds who offer up a chunk of their IQ to fuck. The himbo sucking the nerds brains out through their cocks
Chad rubbed his ten-inch cock through his pants as he waited for the Grindr profile to go live. The picture of him above was the first picture, and then the other four were him in various states of nudity and erection levels, including a picture he thought might not make it through moderation, of his cock tenting his already tight underwear straight up and even exposing a bit of his shaft. However, that surprisingly made it through, and a couple minutes later, using a burner account to check, he was on the grid.
As he expected, chats and taps came rolling in quite quickly. However, for a himbo like Chad, he was only looking for a specific group of men: nerds. And that was because Chad had discovered he had a special power. He could siphon people's IQ. Unfortunately, that didn't mean that it went to his brain; instead, the ephemeral concept floated in the ephemeral mist after the process was completed. But despite being a himbo, Chad was smart enough to know what his power entailed, and it wasn't long until he got his first "match".
Jonas was both a twink and a nerd, and he couldn't believe that somehow as hot and with such a big cock actually wanted to message him back.
"Are you real!!!???? I can't believe you wanna message someone like me!"
"Like, I'll let you in on a lil' secret, brah. I'm looking for nerds like you to get their cock sucked or get fucked. But it'll cost ya."
"Oh, so I need to pay to have sex with you?"
"No, no, not like that, brah. Like, you would give up some of your IQ to have sex with me, brah."
"Intriguing," Jonas replied. He wasn't too keen on losing some of his IQ, but he was so fuckin' horny, and Chad was so fuckin' hot. "Ok, I'll do it!" he added, rubbing his boner through his pants. Jonas and Chad then did the boring part of actually setting the meet up, and a few hours later, Jonas knocked on the door of Chad's apartment.
Chad answered the door wearing nothing but a jockstrap, and even then, it was already tenting and some of his shaft was showing. "Come inside, brah!" Chad said to the twinky nerd, who was now trying to hide his own boner. The apartment reeked of both sex and weed, but that only served to turn Jonas on even more.
"So, um, how exactly does this payment work?" Jonas asked. "I'm completely ready to give up some of my IQ to you, but it's not like I can just give it to you."
"Like, pull down ya fuckin' pants, brah. The way I drain IQ is by slurping out through a nerd's cock, brah."
"Oh, oh fuck," Jonas replied, even more turned on by the fact that he would be getting a blowjob from such a hot himbo, and he would be still be smart for at least some of it! However, he took too long to get undressed, and Chad did it for him, the boner springing out of the chinos and boxers that Jonas had wore to the hookup. Chad then dropped to his knees and started sucking.
"FUUUUUUUUCK!" Jonas moaned, as Chad expertly sucked him off. Jonas wasn't a virgin, but this was by far the best blowjob that he had ever received in his life. Chad knew exactly what he was doing with his tongue and occasionally rubbed Jonas' shaft with his hand to make sure that it was always fully hard. He also paid close attention to Jonas' balls and perineum as well, and it took less than a minute for the nerd to start leaking strings of precum from his dick.
And that was when the magic started to happen, almost literally. With every drop of precum that leaked out of Jonas' cock, a little bit of his IQ came with. Despite Chad swallowing most, if not all, of the precum, the IQ still didn't transfer to him, but he didn't mind. He loved making nerds dumb, and the fact that he had to have sex to do it made it even better. Unfortunately for him, but luckily for Jonas, it wasn't long after the precum started leaking from his cock that Jonas was ready to cum.
"Fuck, brah, I'm gonna fuckin' cum!" he announced. Chad barely moved as Jonas' cock twitched and globs of cum came out of it and went down his throat. The cumshot lasted for a surprisingly long time for a nerd with balls that small, but Chad swallowed every last drop. Eventually, he pulled away once Jonas' cock started to go flaccid in his mouth.
"So, like, brah, was it worth it?" Chad asked.
"Fuck yeah it was, brah! And I barely feel any more dumber!"
"Well, like, brah, it's totally up to ya if ya wanna leave now, but, like, I have some lube and condoms if ya wanna fuck me too."
"Uh, that's a cool offer, brah, but I think that if I give up even more of my intelligence, then, like, I won't be able to maintain my scholarship in college."
"Oh, like, okay, brah, that's tots fine!" Chad secretly loved draining out most of a nerd's IQ, but since there were so many factors outside of his control to the process, it didn't always happen. "But, like, tell ya friends about me, brah. Maybe, like, some of them will want this mouth, or like, ass, around their cocks, brah!"
"Oh, I know that they will!" Jonas then finished cleaning himself up and left the apartment, pleased at himself for having sex with such a hot himbo and not losing a lot of his IQ in the process! Quite a few of Jonas' nerdy friends took up Chad's offer, and the himbo was sucking off at least two nerds each day. However, one of Chad's favorite nerds that he sucked off didn't come from Jonas' friend group, or any other nerd's friend group for that matter.
Neil, a MENSA member, was scrolling through Grindr while in town for the annual MENSA conference when he came across Chad's square. He loved the pictures and sent a fire tap along with a quick little message. He never expected the hunky himbo to reply to him, and so quickly at that. The conversation was quite similar to the one Chad had with Jonas, and most of the other nerds he had hooked up with and drained their IQ. Neil was fine with losing a bit of his IQ, especially if it meant losing his virginity to such a hot himbo like Chad!
Unfortunately for Neil, but luckily for Chad this time, Neil was clinically diagnosed with hyperspermia. Unlike some of the fake videos that had circulated on X and Discord, Neil's balls were painfully full of cum and his cumshots were massive. He also leaked a good amount of pre-cum from his cock too. He was soon in Chad's apartment with his pants down, after the explanation that the IQ drain would come from sucking on his cock or leaking precum inside of Chad's ass.
Chad was pleasantly surprised at all of the precum leaking from Neil's dick as the blowjob happened. He knew that this nerd had been really smart to begin with, but with the amount of precum leaking from his dick, he was going to be dumber than Chad by the end of it. And the himbo was right. "Like, fuuuuuuck, I'm gonna fuckin' cum, brah!" Neil announced, spraying an absolutely massive load down Chad's throat. The himbo was quite a bit shocked at just how much cum was being pumped out of this nerd's cock. He had heard of hyperspermia before, but had never had sex with a guy who actually had it.
He swallowed all of the cum from Neil's cock like a good himbo, and then looked at the nerd standing in front of him, with a goofy grin on his face, befitting a himbo like Chad. "So, like, brah, I was, like, wondering if I could, like, fuck ya, as well? Like, the blowjob was, like, tots amazing, but I, like, really wanna fuck a guy too!"
"But, like, brah, don't ya have that smart people conference to go to, brah?"
"Teeheehee! I think, like, however you got my IQ, brah, that, like, you drained too much of it, teeheehee! I'm, like, tots dumber now, and I don't, like, care, if I get even dumberer by fuckin' ya!"
"Like, okay, brah, if that's what ya really want, brah!" Chad then went and grabbed the lube and got into position to get fucked. Despite it being Neil's first time, Chad's hole was loose enough that Neil was able to slide inside easily enough, with some lube. He then pounded Chad's hole for a couple minutes, only fucking him in one position before he had to cum again. However, he had leaked out a copious amount of precum during that time as well, and after he filled Chad's ass with his seed, Chad probed to see just how dumb the MENSA nerd was now.
"So, like, was it worth it, brah?"
"Teeheehee, it was, like, tots worth it, brah, teeheehee! I so dumb now, teeheehee! Me, like, wanna go again, teeheehee!"
"Like, I don't know, brah, you're already, like, pretty fuckin' dumb as it is right now, and, like, I usually don't repeat customers."
"Like, okay, teeheehee! I unstand, brah, teeheehee!" Neil replied, completely missing a syllable in "understand". Neil then got ready to leave himself, having a little help from Chad. He did wonder if the nerd turned dummy was going to be okay out in the real world, but it wasn't long before Neil was whoring himself out on the internet, playing up his dumbness even more. As for Chad, he was content with sucking off more and more nerds who wanted to have sex with a himbo, and they never dry up.