Yucking it up more than anyones ever yucked it up

fav hand accessories: fingerless gloves, fingerless gloves with the mitten flip tops, rings (tasteful amount, easy to overdo this one), fishnet gloves, lace gloves, nitrile gloves, scars, tattoos, oversized sleeves (highlights the fingers like nothing else), painted nails, long nails, and bracelets. will let u know if i think of anything else ^_^

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

"only those who have organs that can give birth deserve protections from misogyny" is just thinly veiled "a woman's value comes from her ability to give birth"

women who cannot give birth are treated as valueless and unworthy of protection, and thus face much more aggressive misogyny. misogyny is not only faced by women who can give birth. very far from it

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

I've just received some distressing news

deltarune fans will be like "ugh, I can't stand people talking as if trans girl ralsei is already canon when there's barely any evidence for it", and then continue to act as if were all on board with the idea of Gaster, a character who has not had their name said once in this game, being the most important character.

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty