Huh?

did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it

No

if i put tiny cuntress instead of diva would it be blasphemous

Yes. That would have been blasphemous

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

does this to you

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

Spectacular!

“Smooch me about it”