i would not surrender shit

It's funslop. You only like it because you're enjoying it.

This is what people sound like when they say that any activity that produces dopamine is an "addiction"

In The Speckled Band, Watson wakes to Holmes standing over him, fully dressed at 7:15 am because there is a young lady in need of assistance. A doylist interpretation would have you believing that this is because Watson is the narrator and therefore needs to be present for information to be recorded. I, however, posit the following: Holmes is scared of women

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details