wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said âoh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour⌠iâm all alone and no one even knows iâm hereâŚâ and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didnât catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

















