Blimey

so we just never dealt with the master in the tooth then he just went there and is just there now

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

#my brain deciding what information to retain

we need to get more normal about nonsexual nudity i think

finally i can accurately say dr who is not a tv show it's actually a book series

hi i bet i could do a decent job

the poisonous snake can't do shit to you unless you eat it. Now, Bobby (and I, by extension) are at risk, but what can you do.

I see the jokesters have found my post

Excuse you, but it is jokester SINGULAR, I am an exceedingly serious blog disseminating exceedingly serious and trustworthy health advice. =

on your what

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

it isnt actually good or normal to have moral dilemmas every day about which posts you reblog. it isn't actually good or normal to check and recheck every message you send "just in case" you sent porn instead of a 'hi how are you'. it isn't actually good or normal to believe that your day will only go well if you have a specific keychain or whatever with you. like i'm not going to diagnose you but i do think some of you need to look into obsessive-compulsive disorder beyond "ha ha funny man wash his hands" portrayals.

people are often saying I look like some kind of man or woman

suppose it makes sense considering that my parents actually happen to be one woman and one man